Anonymous asked: Are you secretly Mary Poppins? Because, it would be quite magical if you were.
Yes.
Anonymous asked: ((is that the HORRIBLE CAT JUMPER))
((oh god what have i done
yes
couldn’t resist lol))
Pretty sure I already told you that I’m not planning on going anywhere.
It’s for a case, John. It’s vitally important that you’re there.
SH
I assume when you say ‘a case’ what you mean is ‘I’m bored.’
Irrelevant. That suit was made specifically with you in mind, and it cost Mycroft a good £3000. Not that he knows, of course.
SH
Uhm. And why has Mycroft bought me a suit?
Mycroft has fits of generosity, especially when I steal his credit card.
SH
My dear brother delusions himself thinking that I did not know about this little… shopping spree. I, however, do believe that Sherlock can choose a suit correctly and am willing to contribute with his display of affection, it was always quite hard for him after all. MH
